Wednesday, October 6, 2010

What I ate today (Oct. 5, 2010)

I ate terribly today. Nutritionists and dietitians throughout the universe suffered from unexplained stomach pains and general malaise.

- Coffee
- Milky Way bar
- More coffee
- A third of a can of Bush's Baked Beans
- A slice of gouda
- 5 Ritz crackers
- 2 Reese's Pieces I found on the table
- An apple
- A creamsicle
- A cherry blowpop
- Water

As I was writing this, the cat walked by with a paint roller in her mouth, dragged it into the living room and howled.

We went grocery shopping tonight and on the way, we passed a woman who was sitting in the middle of the street, going through some white plastic trash bags. I called the police because I was worried she was going to get hit. She had been out there at least an hour when we called because Gordon had seen her on his way home. On the way back from the store, she was still pawing through the bags but had moved to the other side of the street. Gordon offered her some assistance which she refused. The cops showed up about 1.5 hours after we called. Strange indeed.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Doo-dah.

I am overwhelmingly underwhelmed.

The past is a strange animal.

About the corndogs I mentioned a couple posts ago- there was an extra corn dog in the box. I found that even more disturbing than the cheated feeling I had when I thought there were only 5. What is going on in that corndog factory that an entire extra corndog was allowed to be included in that box.

P.S.,
Existential crises make for unexciting party planning.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

A New Leaf(y green)

I've been pondering on and off the idea of going green, going organic, using less, recycling more, reducing power consumption, living simpler, shopping local doing things "the hard way" or the old-fashioned way and any thing related to that list. There are lot's of reasons. Joining the cause to "save earth", being more self-sufficient in case of disaster, saving money on unneeded luxuries to put towards other causes, supporting small local business instead of huge corporations, and being healthier.

Specifically, I've been wondering what life would be like without a refrigerator. I read some blogs written by people who pulled the plug and saw their electric bills drastically reduce. I wonder if this would happen to us- we do use a lot of air conditioning living in Florida, so I wonder if the energy used by our fridge is anywhere near that used by the a/c. I don't think turning the a/c off is a good idea. It is over 100 most days, and VERY humid. I think we would have a very unhealthy mold colony in our house if we went that far. We do keep the thermostat around 78 and supplement with fans. I have additional doubts about the fridge shut-off because our fridge is almost brand new and is a little fancier than the regular discount model. I don't hear it run very often and it has special features like a beep when you have the door open too long. I would assume it is very energy efficient- but I still wonder.

It's also hard to resist the sale ads for the local supermarket. My frugal background causes me to wince at the thought of paying $9 a pound for organic chicken while the regular chicken is $1.99. A good solution is to eat less meat, but I live with a MAN who likes meat!

It's a slow process to change the way you have always thought about things. For example, I have a car sitting out in the driveway. It's an older car, bought used and has been a good car. A few days ago the speedometer stopped working. I don't know what that means but even before that, I was never big on driving unnecessarily. I have this fear of breaking down in the middle of a busy intersection crammed with angry unhelpful people. It's hard to explain the 300 reasons I have for not wanting to drive to someone who wants me to come hang out with them. When a car ad comes on TV, I begin fantasizing about the new car I'm sure I'll get one day soon. Which is silly- it would be easier for me to explain my absence at "brunch with the girls" if I simply had no car.

Biking, while an option in an emergency, is simply not a safe choice in this city. It's a HUGE city, very sprawled out, with friends and shops spread out over 30 miles. There are some bike lanes but motorists here are not used to looking out for bikes, or pedestrians for that matter. There is no concept of "yield" to people in the crosswalk, or look before merging over the bike lanes. Also, the likelihood of just getting shot is pretty good. All the "greenways" the city has installed currently go from nowhere to nowhere and are designed to be used for pleasure strolls, not actual travel. I'm simply not prepared to die for the cause.

The last option I considered was a motor scooter- like a vespa. I feel relatively safe about this option. The mileage is great, I think repairs would be reduced in cost, the cost of purchasing the scooter is very low, and the ease of parking is unbeatable. Only downside I see is having to visit the DMV to get a motorcycle permit.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Foodings

A few updates before I move on- It's been a while since my last post:

-I'm married now. It's great, by the way.
-We bought a house.
-Have a cat, some flowers, and even a picket fence.
-We just got back from a 10 day trip up the east coast to Atlantic City, Boston and Brunswick, Maine. More on that later.

So that about brings us up to now. I remembered I had a blog when I made some food related comments and Husband said I should write a blog about my consumer-related food knowledge. Or something like that. See, I bought some corn dogs this week (I know, I know- more on that later too). I wanted the regular, State-fair brand corn dogs. There were several boxes- however, all but one were "beef" hot dogs. The one regular box was a little crushed looking, so noting that the prices were the same for both varieties, I picked out a box of beef dogs. Well tonight, I realized there are only 5 corn dogs in this box, while the regular variety includes 6 corn dogs in a box. I can't help but feel cheated by my own haste.

It's kind of become "the new thing" for food manufacturers to keep prices the same, while reducing quantity (or quality, or both) rather than raise prices and keep quantities the same. It makes sense that this is more palatable to the general public. Many people don't even notice that their ice cream tub is .25 quarts lighter than it used to be. But the people that do notice are often angered by this "deception". I say if it must be one or the other, I'd rather take a smaller portion. I think most of us could benefit from a few ounces shaved off each meal anyways.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

A wish.

Sometimes I wish so hard it feels like my entire being will absolutely turn inside out. Like I would become a rubbery blob covered in organs and veins, held in by a network of bones and the whole thing would be surrounded by this electric blue aura which is how I picture all our nerve impulses and thoughts and really our very beings... maybe our souls.

Today I wished, like I do sometimes, that I, and everyone else, could have one chance to stop time. One opportunity to say "PAUSE!" and everything on earth would freeze. And I would walk out the door and explore the entire world. I'd ride bikes, walk, sail... rest when I got tired, eat when I got hungry. I'd swim in carnivore infested waters and walk through jungles without fear. Can you imagine how quiet it would be? The only sound would be the wind or rain, the trickle of creeks, roar of oceans, rustling palm fronds- I could experience everything without anyone bothering me. No one saying "hurry up".. no one saying "you can't come in here", no expense. And when I felt lonely enough, and like I had seen enough, I would proclaim "RESUME!" and all would.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Well...crap.

So I thought my best friend wouldn't be able to come for my wedding, so I asked another friend to be maid-of-honor. Then school ended and we didn't really talk anymore. Later, I found out my best friend could make it and I asked her if she would be maid-of-honor. But today, my other friend texted me and I asked if she was still gonna come to my wedding and she was like, "yeah, I'm the maid-of-honor, right?" And I was like... "oh, yeah...about that...," and proceeded to explain what happened. I guess she got pretty upset because she wouldn't reply to me anymore no matter how many times I tried to apologize and explain why I asked two people (in addition to me just being an idiot). I can't help but feel like I would be more understanding for someone else in the same situation. Then of course, I'm perfect while other people SUCK.


I'm really tempted to either:
a) Let them all compete in a back-alley death match.
b) Have only bridesmaids so my easily offended friends will all feel equally slighted.
c) Have no attendants at all.
d) Cancel the whole wedding and run away to Finland.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

oh me...

The ant died in Virginia.

I was listening to one of my favorite old tunes today and I started thinking- of all the American time periods i would like to relive in modern times, the depression is quite low on that list. Generally just not a real fun time for anyone. Lower on the list would be the Civil war, and the first ice age. I'm no economist, but it feels like we are teetering on the brink of bottom-falling-out disaster. It's not so bad to be without money and to love things in life that aren't made of plastic and glass- it's just so hard when you are taught to save your whole life, but a tank of gas takes up half your paycheck. When necessities are affordable but depressingly so.... well, it blows.

Just around the corner,
There's a rainbow in the sky,
So let's have another cup of coffee,
And let's have another piece of pie.

Trouble's like a bubble,
And the clouds will soon roll by,
So let's have another cup of coffee,
And let's have another piece of pie.

Let a smile be your umbrella,
For it's just an April shower,
Even John D. Rockefeller
Is looking for the silver lining!

Mr. Herbert Hoover
Says that now's the time to buy,
So let's have another cup of coffee,
And let's have another piece of pie!